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Dog's Pavlov Dog's Pavlov

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ooooooh yesssssssssssss

it reminded of some nightclubs i was in in the early eighties. i wish i could have eaten everyone who danced in the same way. then maybe i would have amounted to something.



Why Stupid Never Learn? Why Stupid Never Learn?

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the suspense made my nipples hard

ooooh yessss. this film is sooo simple and sooo great. it represents life in a world teaming with trout.


FREELENS responds:

I think trout is overrated. Salted salmon is more appropriate.


PRAYING MANTIS PRAYING MANTIS

Rated 5 / 5 stars

puts tits on my lemmings

if i was a successful band and had lots of money i would pay you $50 000 and let you do what you want. then i would introduce you to my sister and she would eat you.